Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you’re at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger.

Our current higher education system is steeped in a philosophy that doubts our ability to even perceive the physical world. That philosophy is called postmodernism.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

Too many students don't have sufficient teachers and staff to provide the support and education they need...so today we brought together critical leaders from across the spectrum to discuss the challenges and the ways the public and private sector can work together to get more quality people into the classroom.

Is there anyone out there? Or am I all alone? It wouldn’t make a difference; still, I don’t wanna know.

Until we get equality in education, we won’t have an equal society.

What’s not scary is that he became presidential in that moment. I think what’s scary is that it is that easy to become presidential.

I would imagine that there is probably a gun in the schools to protect from potential grizzlies.