Relationships & Marriage
- Today, we celebrate our gay pride.
- I didn’t want this job. I didn’t seek this job. My wife told me I’m supposed to do this.
- Not only am I having a girl, but I picked the girl from her little embryo. I picked her and was like, 'Let's put in the girl.
- We wish those in happy relationships a very happy Valentine’s Day… and encourage everyone else to clean out their closets, donate to Goodwill and start fresh!
- Charles Manson cancels marriage because his lady wanted to keep his corpse in a glass case. This is now my new reason for staying single.
- The court looks the other way as yet another federal district judge casts aside state laws without making any effort to preserve the status quo pending the court’s resolution of a constitutional question it left open in United States v. Windsor…This acquiescence may well be seen as a signal of the court’s intended resolution of that question.
- I have confirmed that the second verse is Warren.
- A real man is one that doesn’t feel the need to dim the light of his woman in order to make himself feel brighter.
- He told me that I will be a wife but I was just innocent, I wanted to come to school. But that man wanted me to be a third wife. I told him, I will not be your wife, and he caned me.
- Have you seen his wife? I hope she comes to the game. I hope her sister comes to the game, all her friends come to the game. One of my favorite games of the year, guys.
- And so I’m here before you this morning, with a seemingly impossible choice that I do not wish upon any of my fellow Americans: my conscience and my freedom.
- Netflix gave us House of Cards and then took it away. This is like every Valentine’s Day I’ve ever had.