In the midst of a career spent covering and consuming news, it has become painfully apparent to me that I am presently too much a part of the news, due to my actions.
Feb 07, 2015
When I have children, I'm going to tell them to aspire to be third-string quarterbacks.
Jan 13, 2015
As much as I have loved doing the show, I cannot bring myself to rule out another Presidential run. So, as we say in television, stay tuned!
Jan 03, 2015
Tip to people in TV news: If you want out of your contract, just say you want to run for President.
Jan 03, 2015
They say that nothing is going to be accomplished here; the division is wider than ever, so gridlock will be even greater. No, this won’t be done in a tidy way. The battle of ideas never ends, and, frankly, never should.
Jan 06, 2015
Community colleges should be free for those willing to work for it – because, in America, a quality education cannot be a privilege that is reserved for a few. I think it’s a right for everybody who’s willing to work for it.
Jan 09, 2015
[We remember] Martin Luther King as an idea, Selma as an idea…what can happen with strategy, with discipline, and with love.
Jan 18, 2015
The actual name - Steve Urkel - he is a friend of…one of our producers. And he can’t order pizza. I don’t think he’s had a decent phone order of anything in the last 20 years.
Dec 09, 2014
Ok, that’s the show. From eternity, I’m Stephen Colbert. Jon?
Dec 18, 2014