Nicholas Sparks is getting divorced. When he has a hard time dating, he’ll only have the unrealistic standards he created to blame.

We're eliminating the distractions and debris. No more DEI, no more dudes in dresses, no more climate change worship, or social justice, or political correctness, we're done with all of that.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it. I was encouraged to see the humor in life and have always been around people who think funny, but I know some hilarious people whose sense of humor saved them from their lives.

President Trump asked me to put him over the Constitution…I really do believe that anyone who puts themself over the Constitution should never be president of the US.

Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.

The truth is, I'm really in pursuit of greatness. I know people don't usually talk like that, but I want to be one of the greats.

The most important thing is that you be a good person and you live by the golden rule of do unto others. If you live by that, that's all I care about.

And then something happened when I was in Venice. I was there with my sister and my mom and my dad, and during that ovation, I saw them standing behind me, and I saw my agent, whom I've known for ten years now, and I kind of looked around, and I realized I was exactly where I was supposed to be my whole life. And every day since making that movie, in this industry I've felt a kind of great calm that I'm in the right place, I'm meant to be here.

My favorite type of joke might lowkey be a lie.