What we’re doing is not rebellious. What we’re doing is in accordance with the Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land.

The taxpayer: that’s someone who works for the federal government, but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead–if you strike oil.

Big broadband barons and their Republican allies want to turn the telecommunications marketplace into a Wild West where consumers are held captive with no defense against abusive invasions of their privacy by internet service providers.

The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned.

I was pummeled with narrowed, pointed questions that dissected my personal life, love life, past life, family life, inane questions, accumulating trivial details to try and find an excuse for this guy who had me half naked before even bothering to ask for my name.

We, sir — we — are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights. We truly hope that this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and to work on behalf of all of us.