The actual name – Steve Urkel – he is a friend of…one of our producers. And he can’t order pizza. I don’t think he’s had a decent phone order of anything in the last 20 years.

The actual name - Steve Urkel - he is a friend of…one of our producers. And he can’t order pizza. I don’t think he’s had a decent phone order of anything in the last 20 years.
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