Pope Francis said that atheists are still eligible to go to heaven. To return the favor, atheists said Popes are still eligible to go into a void of nothingness.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it. I was encouraged to see the humor in life and have always been around people who think funny, but I know some hilarious people whose sense of humor saved them from their lives.

I was taught that God is merciful and compassionate, and so must we be.

My favorite type of joke might lowkey be a lie.

God will ask us if we have cultivated and cared for the world that He created, for the benefit of all and for future generations, and if we have taken care of our brothers and sisters. What will be our answer?

I feel like if anything, it's had a positive impact and it shows people that they don't have to be perfect to be part of a religion, and be close to God and Jesus.

Signal might be a good app for you and me and our local drug dealer, but it’s not for the Pentagon to plan wars on.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.

Is there anyone out there? Or am I all alone? It wouldn’t make a difference; still, I don’t wanna know.