Netflix gave us House of Cards and then took it away. This is like every Valentine’s Day I’ve ever had.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it. I was encouraged to see the humor in life and have always been around people who think funny, but I know some hilarious people whose sense of humor saved them from their lives.

Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned. He became like a deranged person. Trump derangement syndrome. So, I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country.

Nobody gets more gender affirming care than the Housewives.

My favorite type of joke might lowkey be a lie.

But I do want to make something clear because it’s important to me as a human. And that is you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man. I don’t think there’s anything funny about it.

Signal might be a good app for you and me and our local drug dealer, but it’s not for the Pentagon to plan wars on.

Like all great love stories, they never end.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.