Politics
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- The NRA has got people here by the short and curlies.
- Today is Texas Muslim Capital Day in Austin…I did leave an Israeli flag on the reception desk in my office with instructions to staff to ask representatives from the Muslim community to renounce Islamic terrorist groups and publicly announce allegiance to America and our laws. We will see how long they stay in my office.
- [President] Obama, Keystone XL is on the 1-yard line, will you 'pass' or will we score?
- I KNEW WHEN JON STEWART LEFT TO DIRECT THAT MOVIE HE WAS GONNA TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
- This is our moment to get this right.
- Sure Kelsey, pick the theme for prom but we’ll control the budget, and ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ is not an acceptable theme.
- Our leaders are stupid, our politicians are stupid, and the Mexican government is much smarter.
- We were raised to live simply, not to waste. It was a lesson my mother taught me every rainy morning. You see, growing up, I had only one good pair of shoes. So on rainy school days, my mom would slip plastic bread bags over them to keep them dry. But I was never embarrassed. Because the school bus would be filled with rows and rows of young Iowans with bread bags slipped over their feet.
- I can't not march. I march for women who have made that wrong decision and suffered greatly; [but] most of all I march for the unborn.
- The most important thing to know as a staffer: please let the secret service know before you shoot off the confetti cannons.
- Let me be very clear: the single most offensive name that you can call an American Indian is ‘Redskin.’
- Oprah marched on Selma this weekend. She has a dream that Selma shall overcome The Wedding Ringer at the box office.