Community colleges should be free for those willing to work for it – because, in America, a quality education cannot be a privilege that is reserved for a few. I think it’s a right for everybody who’s willing to work for it.
Jan 09, 2015
[We remember] Martin Luther King as an idea, Selma as an idea…what can happen with strategy, with discipline, and with love.
Jan 18, 2015
When I have children, I'm going to tell them to aspire to be third-string quarterbacks.
Jan 13, 2015
I’m basically a libertarian. I’m a conservative on economic matters, and I’m a social liberal.
Dec 14, 2014
We forget these are criminals they're out there apprehending. [Mayor] De Blasio's out there on the front lines defending these criminals. But the people who are defending his own family, he's not out here for. And I find it disgraceful…As the leader of this city, he needs to show a little more support for the cops. They're the ones that are dying for us. Simple.
Dec 22, 2014
Isn’t 007 supposed to [be] handsome? Glad you think I’ve got a shot!
Dec 27, 2014
Ok, that’s the show. From eternity, I’m Stephen Colbert. Jon?
Dec 18, 2014