Apple! Boy, what a story. No taxes paid, everything made abroad—yet everyone worships them. This new iPhone, there’s nothing new in it. Just a golden color. What the hell, right? When people start playing with color, you know they’re played out.

In the past, human progress had to come at the cost of the environment. If we wanted energy, we had to burn wood or we had to burn fossil fuels. If we wanted to grow more food, we had to expand farmland, often at the cost of forests. But technology and innovation means we're very quickly decoupling these impacts, such that this conflict is no longer true.

The taxpayer: that’s someone who works for the federal government, but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead–if you strike oil.

I love getting calls from communists in Montclair...You’re swearing on the air, Mike, you’re a bum.

I’ll be honest with you: When you're talking about cybersecurity, a lot of it is classified and we're not going to provide it.

Big broadband barons and their Republican allies want to turn the telecommunications marketplace into a Wild West where consumers are held captive with no defense against abusive invasions of their privacy by internet service providers.