Apple! Boy, what a story. No taxes paid, everything made abroad—yet everyone worships them. This new iPhone, there’s nothing new in it. Just a golden color. What the hell, right? When people start playing with color, you know they’re played out.

This is one of the most important days, in my opinion, in American history. It's our declaration of economic independence.

Heroes always have their scars. Some you can see, some you read about later on.

In the past, human progress had to come at the cost of the environment. If we wanted energy, we had to burn wood or we had to burn fossil fuels. If we wanted to grow more food, we had to expand farmland, often at the cost of forests. But technology and innovation means we're very quickly decoupling these impacts, such that this conflict is no longer true.

The taxpayer: that’s someone who works for the federal government, but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead–if you strike oil.

I love getting calls from communists in Montclair...You’re swearing on the air, Mike, you’re a bum.