The home run is icing on top.
Jul 28, 2015
Let me be very clear: the single most offensive name that you can call an American Indian is ‘Redskin.’
Jan 22, 2015
This isn’t ISIS; no one’s dying. We’ll get through this.
Jan 22, 2015
While we’re all obsessed with Deflategate, let’s keep in mind that there’s something about which you should give a f**k. Yes, like Tom Brady, the world is getting hotter and hotter, and you know why? Because we humans are pumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
Jan 26, 2015
Before I go out, I always designate a droner. Friends don’t let friends drone drunk.
Jan 27, 2015
When I have children, I'm going to tell them to aspire to be third-string quarterbacks.
Jan 13, 2015
…Ray [Rice] understands that violent behavior like this - even one time - is never acceptable. Ray told the truth and has fully accepted responsibility for his actions, which allowed us to work together at improving ourselves and get to the better place we are [at] today.
Nov 28, 2014
My favorite athlete ever is Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson's all about passing. It's all about, like, setting up players, setting up people. I like dishing out and watching somebody jam. Actually, I get great pleasure from that.
Nov 30, 2014
For the first time in major college football, there is now a playoff bracket…Before this year, there was one championship game. The number one ranked team played number two. And those teams were picked using a peculiar formula with the help of computers - always a controversial process. And before 1992, the national champion was chosen by a poll of insiders – again, pretty controversial. So now, finally, fans have nothing to complain about…
Dec 07, 2014