I’m having the greatest time still. I mean, I’ve eaten my way across every single part of New York.
Apr 17, 2016
Ask smart questions, not 'eating after the show.' You make me look like an idiot.
Nov 10, 2015
They got rid of the Christian religious symbols like snowflakes and snowmen. I think we all remember the story of when baby Jesus was visited by three wise frosties.
Nov 11, 2015
Every restaurant in America would shut down.
Oct 28, 2015
Before I go out, I always designate a droner. Friends don’t let friends drone drunk.
Jan 27, 2015
Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.
Nov 17, 2014
There’s a prevailing idea that there’s something ethically wrong with being poor, and that America’s run according to Christian values. But when people are practicing genuine Christian values, they themselves are directly prosecuted…Let’s bear in mind that America just had midterm elections where $4 billion was spent on campaigning — [campaigning] is just telling you that something’s good. But feeding the homeless? That’s illegal.
Nov 07, 2014
If we work hard, we shouldn't have to struggle. There are millions of us working hard who are struggling…We've got kids we have to take care of, and it's really depressing when you can't buy the proper shoes you need for your kids.
Sep 04, 2014
We are the biggest buyer of cocoa in the world, and one of the biggest buyers of coffee in the world. Both of those commodities have gotten more expensive as a result of climate change.
Sep 05, 2014
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
Jan 06, 2014